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In a plot twist that no one saw coming (but many secretly prayed for), Elon Musk and Bill Maher have reportedly teamed up to deliver the ultimate mic drop on daytime television’s long-standing bastion of chaos: The View.

Sources say the tech mogul and the late-night comedian joined forces with one singular mission—to put an end to the never-ending spectacle of hot takes, overtalking, and coffee table brawls masquerading as discourse. “It was a public service, really,” Musk reportedly tweeted, possibly while testing a Tesla autopilot on Mars.

Rumor has it the duo didn’t even need to do much. Musk simply announced plans to turn The View studio into a Neuralink testing lab, while Maher swooped in with his trademark deadpan to declare, “Finally, a world without Whoopi shouting over everyone—now that is progress.”

Fans of The View (yes, apparently they exist) were quick to react, launching hashtags like #SaveTheDrama and #JusticeForJoy. However, critics argue that it might be time to let the show rest in peace after decades of panelists attempting to out-opinion each other like contestants on a bizarre game show no one asked to watch.

At press time, Musk and Maher were reportedly in talks to replace The View with a new show called The Overlords, where they plan to discuss why they’re smarter than everyone else.

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