BREAKING NEWS: Thief Targets Elon Musk’s Mansion, Regrets Everything After Stepping Inside…

In an audacious move, a wannabe master thief attempted to break into the luxurious estate of tech mogul Elon Musk. However, what started as a high-stakes burglary ended in pure comedy gold, leaving the internet in stitches.

According to sources close to the scene, the would-be burglar was confident as he picked the locks of Musk’s mansion, imagining a treasure trove of Tesla stocks, futuristic gadgets, and perhaps a prototype for a Mars-bound spaceship. But oh, how the tables turned!

The moment the thief entered, he was greeted by X Æ A-12, Musk’s cyberpunk-named child, staring at him while casually operating a flamethrower. (Yes, that flamethrower Musk once sold through The Boring Company.) The unexpected encounter reportedly left the thief screaming louder than SpaceX rockets during liftoff.

If that wasn’t bad enough, the mansion’s security system allegedly played a loop of Musk’s most cringe-worthy tweets at full volume. The cherry on top? A Tesla bot appeared out of nowhere, holding a broom, and chased the intruder out with the efficiency of a Roomba on steroids.
The thief, now facing charges and public humiliation, reportedly told authorities: “I thought I was robbing a billionaire’s house, not entering a sci-fi nightmare!”

Moral of the story? Think twice before targeting the man who might just be the first to colonize Mars—because his earthly defenses are clearly out of this world.